I've finally come up with my million dollar idea (since BubbleYum beat me to chocolate gum, the bastards). Ok, here it is.........
A karaoke bar where the stage is actually a car parked inside, with all the windows taken out. You and up to four of your friends can sit in the car and sing as though you're driving around! Eh?!?! Pretty good, right?
I thought of it today on the interstate, somewhere between my reprise performance of Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds" and my third round of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid. I happen to be an incredible performer with pipes like a frickin' nightingale when I'm driving. The one time I ever sang karaoke (with Grant and Tre in a tranny bar in Virginia)? Nightmare. The fact that we were drunk and trying to sing Whitney Houston had nothing to do with it. I've brought myself to tears (the good kind) with my own rendition of "I've Got Nothing" while driving to work, dammit. It's something about the acoustics of the car, I tell you.
Anyway, steal my idea on penalty of death. Invest in it and I'll be eternally grateful, throw in a cut of the money, and maybe a little something extra, who knows. (This is the part where I remember my family members may read this. Too late! I'm leaving it up there. That's the risk they take.)